If Europe is Socialist and Failing, how come it out exports America between ten times and twice as much?

Because Americans are in denial and are conditioned to shout "USA! USA! USA!" and "'Murica no. 1!" whenever someone states something which they don't like. Their biased media, lead by "news" by Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and the like, propagate hatred and misinformation concerning everything foreign, including European countries. It seems to be a legacy from the McCarthyist era.